Conversations with a 4 year old: part 3

Me: Camden, it’s almost your Mom’s birthday and she will be an old lady.
Camden: She’s not old, you’re old.
Me: I know I’m old
Camden: Well you’re not that old, you’re not squishy yet.
Me: what?
Camden: You know, when you get old you get all squishy and stuff.

That kid says the funniest things.